2 Corinthians Walk Into A Bar During Holy Week….

Leavitt begins the press briefing: "Could you hear our 'amen' in there? We just had a little loud prayer as a team. In this holy week, President Trump and the First Lady are joining in prayer with Christians celebrating the resurrection of our lord and savior, Jesus Christ." pic.twitter.com/SFCJCRD3GD

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) March 30, 2026

Get Trump to explain Holy Week, in 25 words or less. Extra points if he can give the name of any day in Holy Week.

You are allowed to tell him it has something to do with 2 Corinthians.