“We’re Gonna Do What Trump Is Doing.”

Rick Scott on what his message will be at "Trumpapalooza" -- "We're gonna do what Trump is doing" pic.twitter.com/IwY6Ogj3B4

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) September 8, 2026

Okay.....

Trump could have made the ceremony with 9/11 first responders today about the many heroes who died attempting to rescue people and others who risked their lives & long term health. But instead, he created a fictitious event featuring himself, who did nothing, as the hero of 9/11.

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) September 8, 2026

Like that? (Trump has to be the corpse at every funeral.)

Trump claims he was basically lifted out of the rubble on 9/11: "Two fireman, big strong guys, they grabbed me under the arms -- 'got to get our of here!' -- and they literally lifted me up, and they started running with me." pic.twitter.com/63k48q7o4d

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) September 8, 2026

More evidence that the president of the United States is psychotic. He’s been called out on this lie for many years. Once upon a time he knew he was bullshitting. But he has convinced himself of it now, as he has with all of the other fantasies with which he today soothes… https://t.co/yeLciBsyvI

— George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 (@gtconway3d) September 8, 2026

More evidence that the president of the United States is psychotic. He’s been called out on this lie for many years. Once upon a time he knew he was bullshitting. But he has convinced himself of it now, as he has with all of the other fantasies with which he today soothes his fragile ego and that the world watches and listens to every day.

That’s the end stage of narcissistic sociopathy, of malignant narcissism. He’s rapidly decompensating into psychosis, and it’s accelerating.

Are we really still going to entrust him with the nuclear codes?

Is the media still not going to talk about the president’s depleted mental health?

Not until George Clooney gives Jake Tapper permission to go after Joe Biden.

But is the GOP gonna be psychotic? (I know, trick question.)
 

Just another day ending in -y for cuckoo-for-cocoa-puffs Donald!! https://t.co/G7FPsNDwSD

— George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 (@gtconway3d) September 8, 2026

Hey, Sen. Scott, are Republicans going to do this in Dallas? Or prate ignorantly about international trade and “trade deficits”?

“Everyone knows that Canada doesn’t let our Great Dairy Farmers sell into the Canadian Market,” Trump wrote Tuesday on his social media platform. He also claimed that Canada only produces automobiles “because of previous disastrous Trade Agreements while other Presidents were in Office.”

“Canada has been ripping us off for years, but what many do not realize is that the Canadian Government, including Canadian Provinces, have banned American Small Businesses and Companies from selling into their Government Procurement Markets,” he added.

“That is not reciprocity; it is a Canadian Trade Scam,” Trump declared. “From now on, NO RECIPROCITY – NO ACCESS!”

‘Cause that’s not gonna help the economy before November. Or Christmas, for that matter.

Following their Emmy win for Outstanding Animated Program, South Park is making a big change. Creators Trey Parker & Matt Stone announce:

“Inspired by the bravery and patriotism of Apple and Google, we are changing the name of South Park to SOUTH AMERICA. We especially want to… pic.twitter.com/nRkNaoUSVp

— South America (@SouthPark) September 8, 2026

Okay, we can agree to follow Trump that way.