"I would like to say 'This book is written to the glory of God', but nowadays this would be the trick of a cheat, i.e., it would not be correctly understood."--Ludwig Wittgenstein
"OH JESUS OH WHAT THE FUCK OH WHAT IS THIS H.P. LOVECRAFT SHIT OH THERE IS NO GOD I DID NOT SIGN UP FOR THIS—Popehat
Saturday, November 25, 2006
An Early Christmas Present
The holiday shopping season is upon us. There is no use denying it. As former Texas gubernatorial candidate Clayton Williams said of the weather: it's like rape; you can't do anything about it, so you just have to lie back and enjoy it.
Hey, he said it, not me.
The MadPriest has noted that he's not a nice person. Frankly, neither am I. Probably I'm even less nice than he is; and here's my evidence. Consider this an early Christmas gift to you all: Despair, Inc. :-(
These two are, frankly, my favorites. But like deciding among your children, the choice is not easy.
Ho ho ho.
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