A(nother) Day on Which Absolutely Nothing Happened*

So I woke up this morning, and saw this staring at me in the mirror:
I knew this day would come.

"Old age that is tied to me as to a dog's tail."

"I grow old, I grow old, I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled."

"I can't go on. I'll go on."

"Someone left the cake out in the rain; I don't think that I can take it, 'cause it took so long to make it, and I'll never have the recipe again. Oh no!"

It's a real dustbin between these ears.


*very inside joke. Sorry.