Maybe because those are the people who would work for him?

Pruitt resignation letter. pic.twitter.com/rPkWBlmsV4

— Maggie Haberman (@maggieNYT) July 5, 2018

I apologize for being so crude, but it's the only way to put the question. Why does everyone in Trump's cabinet feel the need to suck his dick in public?

LBJ once said he wanted someone (I forget who) to kiss his ass in the window of Macy's at high noon and tell him it smelled like roses. But these guys go beyond that, for reasons I just cannot grasp.