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News from the Front Lines in Indiana.

Clearly, the chaos of the times has impacted people-- the don't know what's up or down now. Stay Strong Indiana. Have a Burrito for us. #NationalEmergencyStories https://t.co/pTDcNKvQ5b

— OurNationalEmergency (@NationalOur) February 18, 2019

Decided that building my own wall may be my only choice. By wall, I mean snow fort, but I’m arming with snowballs so I’ll protect what’s mine. The squirrels sneer at me with impunity as well as the rabbits. Collusion with the caravans? I dare not think #NationalEmergencyStories

— angry badger (@CBeutell) February 18, 2019

National Emergency Day 2 Update: I tried to follow our Fearless Leader's example by hitting the golf course, but all of the greens here are covered in snow. I don't know what to do. I'm scared. #NationalEmergencyStories

— Seth Parker (@chuckpark92) February 17, 2019

Like a brown haze on the horizon, thousands of ramshackle vehicles, carried dozens of trained MS-13 Antifa Supersoldiers.

As they roared toward the border the cries of "Soros!" were deafening.

Wait. Sorry. It was just my Uber driver.#NationalEmergencyStories

— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) February 18, 2019

Day 4. It's 2 degrees and many inches of snow are on the ground. We have coffee and are otherwise well supplied, but even here in the high altitude of Colorado, it's difficult to see the Caravan. #NationalEmergencyStories

— Operative_X (@OperativeXRay) February 18, 2019

NE19 - Day 2: UPDATE! Our hearts are fortified as we see images of Dear Leader @realDonaldTrump fueling up at the Made-To-Order-Sustenance bar in preparation for battle with CARAVAN at the 13th Green! #NationalEmergencyStories #NationalEmergency #NationalEmergencyDay pic.twitter.com/vZxsq4ZjbV

— GenXocron (@The_Holocron) February 16, 2019

#NationalEmergencyStories. Brown guy coming to my door.....oh UPS...never mind

— GreyBeard (@WARountree) February 18, 2019

My GOD.

They're flooding in over the porus, open border. Nothing can stop them! Sweet Jesus tell my family I love them...

Oh. Wait. It was just a really crowded elevator. #NationalEmergencyStories

— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) February 18, 2019