"Straw police" is the new straw man

At restaurant tonight waitress asks if we want straws. Says she has to ask now in fear of “THE STRAW POLICE”. Welcome to Socialism in California!

— Devin Nunes (@DevinNunes) March 10, 2019

Waiters have been asking me this question for decades. Well, the good ones have. I don't use straws because: I just don't. I'm always happy not to have something on the table that goes automatically from useful to trash despite the fact it wasn't used.

If that's socialism, then I've been a socialist longer than I thought.