"They will say 'How his arms and legs are growing thin.' "

No matter what information is given to the crazed Democrats from the No Collusion Mueller Report, it will never be good enough. Behind closed doors the Dems are laughing!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 1, 2019

So the Democrats will never believe the information from the Mueller report because....well, reasons, I guess.  

But they are laughing?  I know that's the worst insult Trump can hurl, because it (at least in imagination) affects him.  But laughing at what?  And why "behind closed doors"?  Because that's where laughter conspiracies occur?  Because if they laughed in public Trump would "out" them?  Because laughter behind closed doors is inherently vicious and cruel and unfair?

Donald Trump is J. Alfred Prufrock?  Without the moral compass or self-awareness?  What fresh hell is this?