At some point, you almost feel sorry for him

The president’s lawyer suggests “domestic tranquillity” is in jeopardy https://t.co/MfZXI6vaJu

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) September 29, 2019

A slightly less atrocious argument than Trump's, but only because it is less reminiscent of the playground. It also has the one virtue of being clearer about the projection. Biden and Clinton were guiltier, so Trump should walk. That's equal protection under the law, right?

This really seems to be the best they can do.