Pearls Before Swine

1) Swine Flu "was first detected in people in the United States in April 2009." - CDC https://t.co/ePLKPc77T2 https://t.co/dm4FB1Axth

— 🌝 tanvi 🌝 (@Tanvim) March 18, 2020

The 1918 Spanish Flu was from Kansas https://t.co/84YFMXbGFW

— Christopher McKinney (@ChrisBMcKinney) March 18, 2020

John Cornyn thinks we’re all as dumb as Trump. Ted Cruz remains the responsible U.S. Senator from Texas. Unbelievable. And an unrelated pearl of wisdom:

If someone in the media were to ask @realdonaldtrump, "As you know, as president under the Mark Fidrych Birdopian Act, you have the powers to suspend airline flight patterns. Have you looked into that?" He would act as if he had, and he knew the Fidrych Act better than anyone.

— Jeff Pearlman (@jeffpearlman) March 18, 2020