All those tweets to write

The "I don't take responsibility at all" Doctrine https://t.co/LgHA52Oa9D

— Robert Maguire (@RobertMaguire_) May 5, 2020

All those rallies to attend.

come on. https://t.co/nu4qKVUX3x

— Vaughn Sterling (@vplus) May 5, 2020

All those mourners to insult.

Who needs coronavirus testing when you have expressions of love as sincere as the Costco employee on Idiocracy https://t.co/1xErbb23S1

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) May 6, 2020

It's not like Trump can do anything about it.

"Well, that is what it is" -- Really poignant stuff here from Trump on the topic of his message to hurting Americans pic.twitter.com/uUNBPp8FNZ

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) May 5, 2020

Fuck the dead.  Probably Biden voters anyway, amirite?

How dystopian is it that a government agency is saying the country is in “the acceleration phase of the pandemic” at the same time the White House is pushing to reopen businesses? https://t.co/oq6ceye15o

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) May 6, 2020

At least the grift is good:

.@realDonaldTrump, you were saying something about people making money off the election? https://t.co/XRE4dv34D5

— George Conway, Noble Committee Chair (@gtconway3d) May 6, 2020

That includes $37,542 per month in rent for space at Trump Tower in Manhattan, even though the campaign is based in a high-rise in Arlington, Virginia, and just a handful of staff use the New York office.

— S.V. Dáte (@svdate) May 6, 2020

Trump's parting words on January 20, 2021 (as he refuses to attend the inaugural.  You can't make him!):  "So long, suckers!"

And we leave the day's news with Maggie Haberman, reporter extraordinaire:

The task force "was a comforting symbol for people scared about the virus’s spread and looking for a sign the White House was taking it seriously." @noahweiland @SangerNYT and me on today's developments https://t.co/0PAMcsjiFj

— Maggie Haberman (@maggieNYT) May 6, 2020

And her absolute gift for stating the obvious:

Unsaid by officials - but without the formal task force, there likely won't be the same temptation for the president to hold court at briefings that helped precipitate his decline in polls @noahweiland @sangernyt and me https://t.co/0PAMcsjiFj

— Maggie Haberman (@maggieNYT) May 6, 2020

Well, unless Fauci and Birx find their way in front of microphones anywhere in D.C.

Former MTV VJ Kurt Loder turns 75-years-old today. How old do you feel right now? pic.twitter.com/yhcuIAvGB8

— Cass Anderson (@casspa) May 5, 2020

Much older than I actually am.