Holy Shit

No, I want Big Ten, and all other football, back - NOW. The Dems don’t want football back, for political reasons, but are trying to blame me and the Republicans. Another LIE, but this is what we are up against! They should also open up all of their Shutdown States.

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 28, 2020

I think it's a little more complicated than that.

Hoddy toddy, gosh a’mighty...
Actual Rebels now. https://t.co/3idcJtLHlz

— Charles P. Pierce (@CharlesPPierce) August 29, 2020

Mississippi?  God damn!