The War Scrolls

"Here and now, I give you my word: If you entrust me with the presidency, I will draw on the best of us, not the worst. I will be an ally of the light, not of the darkness."

-- Joe Biden, also running on the Essene ticket.

— Charles P. Pierce (@CharlesPPierce) August 21, 2020

Franklin Graham, BTW, has sold his soul:

If God is love, saw a lot more of it the last few days than the professionalized hate of the President @Franklin_Graham supports. https://t.co/mtaNQ6l47x

— stuart stevens (@stuartpstevens) August 21, 2020

's all I'm sayin'....