Evidentiary!

“There’s a very strong e-mail.”
I’m convinced.

— Charles P. Pierce (@CharlesPPierce) October 23, 2020

Malarkey! Drink!

— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) October 23, 2020

Crap, missed that one! “Hitler!” Drink! (Strictly water now. I’m not a young man.)

I find Joe Biden’s “this is pissing me off, but I’m going to keep my cool” tells—shifting his jaw, taking a deep breath and subtly directing his eyes to the ceiling—very endearing.

— Lucy Caldwell (@lucymcaldwell) October 23, 2020

U.S. professional golfer John Daly and musician Kid Rock are seen after being told to wear a face mask ahead of the final presidential debate at Belmont University.

(Brendan Smialowski/AFP via Getty Images) pic.twitter.com/3AbNC74NKa

— Colin Campbell (@colincampbell) October 23, 2020

Trump leads by example.

Always convincing to end a statement with, I don’t know, maybe not.

— Patrick Thornton (@pwthornton) October 23, 2020

Geek Fest!

This is like when I was surrounded by dudes in my dorm freshman year who kept communicating to each other exclusively in quotes from Super Troopers

— Anne Helen Petersen (@annehelen) October 23, 2020

This answer on health care is bughouse nuts.

— Charles P. Pierce (@CharlesPPierce) October 23, 2020

I may be wrong but the lying may be worse tonight.

— Charles P. Pierce (@CharlesPPierce) October 23, 2020

I think Biden is being accused of socialized fracking. The mental file cards are out of order again.

— Charles P. Pierce (@CharlesPPierce) October 23, 2020

Biden ain’t really from Scranton, and Trump is from...NEW YORK CITY?! Yeah, that attack works. Almost as good as attacking “Democrat run cities and states.” Yeah, Trump is buck nakedly Trump in front of the biggest audience he’ll ever have.