“Don’t Blame Me!”

It is up to the States to distribute the vaccines once brought to the designated areas by the Federal Government. We have not only developed the vaccines, including putting up money to move the process along quickly, but gotten them to the states. Biden failed with Swine Flu!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 29, 2020

Trump got the vaccine made, didn’t he? (Narrator: “No.”) And he’s gotten some of it distributed. (Narrator: “Or somebody did.”) He’s not responsible! (“He never is.”)

Come to think of it, Pfizer didn’t even take government funding for their research. And they relied on a German subsidiary, with ideas from two immigrants. Trump had nothing to do with that. And wasn’t he going to mobilize the military for vaccine distribution? And how did they manage the distribution of the Salk and Sabine vaccines? Have we forgotten everything?

200,000 doses of the vaccine have been distributed by the federal government. 2 million by now were promised.

Maybe we’ll remember to make the word “Trump” synonymous with “Don’t blame me!”