1) Grey and Nazi-ish dress uniform.Thank God the brim of this hat covers my eyes this is humiliating
— WeakAndTiredHat (@Popehat) December 29, 2020
on the brighter side this double-breasted uniform jacket is great for concealing Dad Bod pic.twitter.com/SMTxCDD96T
2) Double-breasted actually emphasizes Dad-Bod (you can't wear it open and distract from Dad-Bod like a single-breasted coat will).
3) OTOH, the belt buckle makes it! Will they market those separately? (and talk about a fight with Dad-Bod!)
4) What, no pips on the collar?
At least the belt buckles don’t say “Gott Mitt Uns.” For that small blessing we can probably thank the fact that aspiring fascist uniform designer Ivanka Trump never studied history too closely.
ReplyDeleteFrankly, I was expecting the women's to have a miniskirt and push up bra, just like on StarTrek. I'm thinking Eric's good for this one, only I don't think he has the ability to think it through.
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