Yes, All The Republicans From Texas Are Dicks

If every willing person in America is vaccinated for #COVID19 by May, as POTUS has said, why put our lives on hold till July the 4th?

— Senator John Cornyn (@JohnCornyn) March 12, 2021

Especially the three who represent me.

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— Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) March 12, 2021

(Yes, that references a famous flag from the Texas Revolution, and no, Cruz has no sense of humor. It’s congenital, we think.)

So I was gonna have a normal Fourth of July this year, but now I’m thinking massive party.

Agree?

— Dan Crenshaw (@DanCrenshawTX) March 12, 2021

Dan Crenshaw is just a dick. Period.  But at least none of them are Ron Johnson:

Sen. Ron Johnson says he “never felt threatened” during the Jan. 6 Capitol attack but that if they were Black Lives Matter protesters, “I might have been a little concerned.” https://t.co/msv4Ruv6SS

— Sahil Kapur (@sahilkapur) March 13, 2021

Somebody else always finds the bottom before we do.