What I Was Saying About The "Dangerous Insurrection"

Lawyer: just don’t talk to anyone about the events surrounding the charges. Don’t write about it, email about it, talk about it, anything.

Client: [selling autographed photos of the crime] sorry did you say something https://t.co/XqgaFoRgeE

— LolWhatInsurrectionHat (@Popehat) June 1, 2021

The crimes are serious. The assault on the Capitol is extremely serious.

But it's kind of hard to be too afraid of these people.