How Twitter Killed Valentine's Day

So sorry to hear
Your love hit the skids
Report them or else
We’ll set fire to your kids https://t.co/hpU8NSTvwC

— TireSlashingHat (@Popehat) February 14, 2022

Roses are red
Violets are blue
BANG BANG BANG BANG
It sucks to be youhttps://t.co/RgALDe1mg7

— TireSlashingHat (@Popehat) February 14, 2022

Want a night of romance
Since love's all the rage?
We can help! We'll keep
Your kids in a cage.https://t.co/uidCoK31Ar

— TireSlashingHat (@Popehat) February 14, 2022

Love got you down?
We think that you'll smile
When you hear what we put
In your government filehttps://t.co/GBw29H3o87

— TireSlashingHat (@Popehat) February 14, 2022

I really did not think this would be a thing among law-enforcement agencies. (And full disclosure:  Popehat is a former AUSA.  You really want to see the seamy underbelly of something?  Be a part of that system for awhile.)