Just To Clear Up Any Concerns

Nice of the University of Maryland Philosophy Department Co-Chairs to appear this morning https://t.co/f1CVqkj8Kc

— Matt Gorman (@mattsgorman) February 13, 2022

A) I DO have a turtleneck sweater.

B) I DO NOT wear it anymore.

C) I have not owned a plaid sport coat since I was in Jr. High. And I’m reasonably sure I burned all those pictures.

D) I do have a couple of corduroy jackets, and I did lecture in them. They don’t have elbow patches, though, and I don’t lecture anymore. So I dress like a nerd just because.