It’s Not Obstruction Of Justice…

so sad not being able to commit perjury or obstruct justice—what is the world coming to https://t.co/ryPqPbFu8P

— George Conway🇺🇦 (@gtconway3d) June 3, 2022

...if Republicans do it.

Three times I watched this. He is for perjury. An obstruction of justice. That’s what he said. https://t.co/A3ToYx2mmm

— Gen Michael Hayden (@GenMhayden) June 3, 2022

Or it shouldn’t be.

Then again, gun rights shouldn’t be absolute, either.

The man who killed two women before turning the gun on himself in Ames had previously been accused of domestic violence and sexual abuse, and had once been ordered to complete an anger management course, but was still able to legally own and carry guns.https://t.co/CBzlzstigU

— Amie Rivers (@amierrivers) June 3, 2022

But they might as well be. Tell me, where is sanity?

Texas Passes Mandatory 24-Hour Waiting Period Before Police Can Engage Active Shooters https://t.co/UVZeprK1vp pic.twitter.com/26vK7Ie4Pf

— The Onion (@TheOnion) June 3, 2022

Biden Now Just Delivering Continuous, Up-To-The-Minute Speech Mourning Shooting Victims https://t.co/gU8GqmO23G

— The Onion (@TheOnion) June 3, 2022

School Practices Drill For When There’s Not An Active Shooter https://t.co/0JNiLxqXEy pic.twitter.com/yglVYEva7M

— The Onion (@TheOnion) June 3, 2022

And then there’s what should have happened, because that would explain everything:

Locust-Swarmed Queen Elizabeth Announces 1,000-Year Reign Of Chaos During Brimstone Jubilee https://t.co/GQSE6PVoJ2 pic.twitter.com/TVPwdNiGc4

— The Onion (@TheOnion) June 3, 2022

There will always be an England.

That may or may not be comforting to you. I don’t make the rules.