And The Hershel Walker “How Many Kids Do I Have?” Award Goes To…

TFW nothing in law school taught you, as General Counsel, how to say to the CEO “could we possibly work on some action plans for you to fuck somewhat fewer of the staff, please?” https://t.co/fJZnen98Hs

— GrandchildSharpshooterHat (@Popehat) July 7, 2022

SCOOP: Herschel Walker lied about his secret kids to his campaign. He lost his staff's trust long ago, an adviser said, and the campaign is at the mercy of a volatile, stunningly unprepared candidate, unable to control him, hiding chaos. Me @thedailybeast https://t.co/mb1qwoylug

— Roger Sollenberger found true love, suckers (@SollenbergerRC) July 7, 2022

On the other hand, we know how many kids Musk has. It’s not clear even Walker knows how many kids he has.

i wonder how the Tesla team feels about Musk being "fired up" to work with them, given current headlines https://t.co/mxulTWEoZX

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) July 7, 2022

The ones he hasn’t fired/slept with yet.

Meanwhile:

Good. I'm eager to go back to ignoring this guy. https://t.co/ZJ1WzZWOSC

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) July 7, 2022

Didn’t we already know this?