Cheepnis

You didn’t think he’d actually pay for a cemetery plot, did you? https://t.co/DXcxcSKweX

— Hil.i.am 🇺🇦 (@hilaryluros) July 29, 2022

There’s Twitter speculation Trump is trying to claim Bedminster (hereinafter “Deadminster”) as a cemetery. Because:

you are so cynical I can't imagine that that was the motivation https://t.co/8t1dNmBIfe pic.twitter.com/DPPboQfXPf

— George Conway🌻 (@gtconway3d) July 30, 2022

I’m pretty sure George knows it doesn’t work that way, or every backyard in Jersey that contains one pet grave is now enjoying tax and debt exemptions (no, that’s not why it doesn’t work that way, but it’s the shortest route to an explanation.). This is the better take:

This is uncomfortably dark https://t.co/FYTwwGeqmk

— YesterdayIsAHardWordForHat (@Popehat) July 29, 2022

So is this:

Naturally, the much more capable @AlexThomas got there first: https://t.co/DyGYHvKDY5

— Max Burns (@themaxburns) July 29, 2022

These are so bad they belong in "Bad Legal Takes":

No, it was his wish to get tax benefits for classifying Bedminster as a graveyard.

— Evan Gore (@EvanGore) July 29, 2022

That and also taxeshttps://t.co/XUMF5EviPA

— Warren Terra (@warren__terra) July 29, 2022

It just really doesn’t work that way.