Why Does Anybody Represent This Guy? A Series

🚨🚨 STABLE GENIUS ALERT 🚨🚨

So a woman accuses you of rape. You make a bunch of statements accusing her of lying. She sues you for defamation. Your defense (such as it is) was that you were POTUS when you made the statements so you can't be sued personally. 1/3 https://t.co/cu43DPfqDt

— George Conway🌻 (@gtconway3d) October 13, 2022

You issue a BRAND NEW statement REPEATING all the
earlier defamatory statements, but since you're no longer
POTUS, you NO
LONGER HAVE THAT DEFENSE you've been pushing for years that you made the statements while you were president!!!

ABSOLUTELY
BRILLIANT!!

3/3 https://t.co/cu43DPfqDt

— George Conway🌻 (@gtconway3d) October 13, 2022

Astonishing level of evidence. That would convince jurors.

Witnesses have told federal investigators:

After subpoena for classified docs, "Trump told people to move boxes to his residence at the property"!

"Corroborated by the security-camera footage"!https://t.co/PUv2j5H6kd

— Ryan Goodman (@rgoodlaw) October 12, 2022

3/3 Reminder of how the Department of Justice set out some of this obstructive conduct in court filing responding to Trump's motion for special master and return of property.@gtconway3d was among first to identify this passage as highly important 👇https://t.co/vxFMkC3N1d pic.twitter.com/hib6RsM18N

— Ryan Goodman (@rgoodlaw) October 12, 2022

'No crime': Trump posts incoherent late-night rant as new reports further implicate him in docs scandalhttps://t.co/MLcNOMmugy

— Raw Story (@RawStory) October 13, 2022

There is no 'crime' having to do with the storage of documents at Mar-a- Lago, only in the minds of the Radical Left Lunatics who are destroying our Country, and were just forced by the Courts to give me back much of what they took (STOLE?) during their unprecedented and unnecessary break in of my home," the former president wrote. 

The Clinton 'Socks Case,' which is law, says it all belongs to 'the President,' NO CRIME, and the Presidential Record Act is simple, 'negotiate,' and NO CRIME," he wrote. "These people are CRAZY!!!"

I don’t know where he’s getting his legal advice, but the courts don’t recognize “Opposite Day” as a legal defense.

Someone should tell Donald Trump he has the right to remain silent. https://t.co/dOS0GMvIS7

— Renato Mariotti (@renato_mariotti) October 10, 2022