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he’s gonna start his own app store, isn’t he pic.twitter.com/EM6Rw7ANCH

— Best of Dying Twiter (@bestofdyingtwit) November 29, 2022

I'm pretty sure I don't have any trouble accessing the internet on Safari on my iPhone. Including accessing Twitter.

I get the appeal of apps; but they're hardly a gateway to the law existing only for you but through which you may not pass (it's a metaphor, go with it).

Elmo and his Elonoi are as whiny as MAGAheads, aren't they?

Now here’s Ron DeSantis asking for Congress to get involved if the App Store drops Twitter lol pic.twitter.com/7g73BvMgK2

— Best of Dying Twiter (@bestofdyingtwit) November 29, 2022

Um, sure...it's not like they have a debt ceiling to raise before they crash the world economy, or a laptop worked on by a blind guy (who gets to wear his kilt to Congress!) to investigate for...reasons. But since I brought up DeSantis:

If you want to understand why DeSantis is not condemning Trump for meeting with a white supremacist, well, take a look: https://t.co/vkqSeRVmPW

— Mehdi Hasan (@mehdirhasan) November 29, 2022

Yeah!  Manufacturing division is a politician's job!

I think the entire Republican party is going to compete for who chases the car best, without realizing the car ran off into a ditch and is on fire and nobody is so much as crossing the street to piss on it.

don't threaten me with a good time! https://t.co/c2TRyRCWwp

— Jesse Lehrich (@JesseLehrich) November 29, 2022

Of course, they may figure that out soon. But figuring it out, and doing something about it, as we've seen since Gingrich entered the House, are two very different things for the GOP.

Yesterday Georgia broke its own record for single-day early voter turnout. 300,000 Georgians made their mark on the state by making a choice.

Let’s try to do it again today.pic.twitter.com/YjrIqEBqKJ

— The Lincoln Project (@ProjectLincoln) November 29, 2022

I don't know what this means for the Senate, but it's notable, and it should be lauded. It's also probably not good news for the GOP, who fear voter turnout more than a vampire fears daylight. I dunno, maybe people are that motivated to vote for Herschel Walker. I'm pretty sure the GOP doesn't think so. We'll see.