Your Brain On GOP 🍳

OLD: blaming Biden for gas prices
NEW: blaming Biden for egg prices pic.twitter.com/ME6P06h4Xc

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) February 7, 2023

And MTG and Gym Jordan and investigating DOJ and the FBI are going to do what for egg prices? In fact, blaming Biden is going to do what about egg prices?

Rep. Anna Paulina Luna defends Trump's family separation policy because she's done her own research and "we still need to be separating these children from people claiming to be their parents because we know for a fact now that children were largely being exploited." pic.twitter.com/sY7o3by478

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) February 7, 2023

So in order to combat the (alleged) exploitation of children, we should exploit children by leaving them without families?

That’s a very curious logic. So is this:

Comer: "Who makes the decision as to who determines what's misinformation and what's not? One thing that you make think is disinformation I may believe is fact. Who's gonna decide? pic.twitter.com/jda4LhxlSV

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) February 7, 2023

I’m old enough to remember when conservatives were against so-called po-mo relativism.

some of my college professors warned me about the danger of epistemological relativism. https://t.co/dXr2v1ljlK

— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) February 7, 2023

Now Big Brother is a website/app most people pay no attention to, which didn’t adequately promote a fake scandal reported by a newspaper and ultimately covered in every news outlet in the country?

oh nice a model of her brain https://t.co/fAflHvhQME

— George Conway🌻 (@gtconway3d) February 7, 2023

She’s like a kid with a balloon. Exactly like a kid with a balloon.

“what even is a fact?” is the wildest way to say “i was wrong as fuck” without saying it that i’ve ever heard https://t.co/M6cEo9GVOT

— claire de lune (@ClaireMPLS) February 7, 2023

Upon reconsideration, judges have decided this is actually a variant of “The dog did TOO eat my homework!” defense. Which is in keeping with the apparent emotional and intellectual level of the GOP. Although, so is this:

this… can’t be good pic.twitter.com/prH60gVexo

— Best of Dying Twiter (@bestofdyingtwit) February 7, 2023