CPAC AS A “FUCK ALL Y’ALL” Festival

Ted Cruz tells a story about how he planned to go to an Eagles concert for a fundraiser in March 2020 until he got a call letting him know that he likely was exposed to Covid at CPAC. He says that Heidi wasn't happy they had to bail on plans. pic.twitter.com/e6zZbMHrJj

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) March 2, 2023

We are a nation built on concussions?

Shorter Ted Cruz: Fuck other people, I want my Eagles concert. (Yet another reason for me to not like the Eagles anymore.)

JD Vance says we had equal justice in the country until Joe Biden "and his gang of thungs" took office pic.twitter.com/jCZKRRWzQd

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) March 2, 2023

Covid inconvenienced me! (White man problems)

"I don't give a shit" -- Tom Homan on families being separated at the border, adding that "the children aren't always children" pic.twitter.com/Na1wlLdYpU

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) March 2, 2023

I’m pretty sure I heard that fentanyl story before, but it was cocaine; or heroin; or meth; or…

And people at the border aren’t human; nor are their children. That’s just basic white man knowledge.

("Bathrooms" is the CPAC code word to go on a transphobic rant)

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) March 2, 2023

The classics never die.

It was a good run, America. 1776-2023. https://t.co/8ykGibUCJg

— Daniel Miller (@DanielMillerEsq) March 2, 2023

It figures Peter Pan would do us in.

That was the largest audience to witness a CPAC, period pic.twitter.com/jhwCJKuLkA

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) March 2, 2023

Yeah, that’s how it was going.

If anyone needs exhibit space through Saturday in suburban DC, you may want to check in with CPAC.

They seem to have a surplus. pic.twitter.com/896Z63IJiE

— S.V. Dáte (@svdate) March 2, 2023