"Forget It, Jake. It's Chinatown."

“Stored in Chinatown” pic.twitter.com/WuNQetoxD2

— George Conway🌻 (@gtconway3d) April 13, 2023

🤷🏻‍♂️

And "obstructed" only works if you are asked by the government to return their property and you take actions to prevent them from getting everything.  Or anything, for that matter.

And in other "Stop hitting yourself in the face" news:

"This stove is really hot."
"But we keep touching it."
"Maybe we should stop?"
"Well, all I have left is a burned stump, so yeah." https://t.co/hQ3o4f21SX

— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) April 13, 2023

And why my daughter considers Twitter a cesspool:

This is the way. https://t.co/TaELBKUMXe

— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) April 13, 2023

(Although that is really good.) Since we're on the subject of how to use Twitter:

“Publicly funded PBS joins publicly funded NPR in leaving Twitter in a huff after being labeled “Publicly Funded” 🤣” pic.twitter.com/8zt0EUbOCD

— Best of Dying Twiter (@bestofdyingtwit) April 13, 2023

If they were in a hurry, they could have left in a minute and a huff. (Credit: Groucho Marx)