I Thought Elmo Only Slept 6 Hours A Night

lmaoooo https://t.co/WCv5Ru4LEo pic.twitter.com/uQjjgcgDA3

— Best of Dying Twiter (@bestofdyingtwit) May 18, 2023

That's what he said in that recent CNBC interview. Hell, I'm 67 and I sleep about 6 hours a night. I still don't get up in the middle of my sleep to go down the hall to pee.

Maybe he's got a bladder problem....

can’t believe this websites run by the dumbest guy currently alive, possibly in all of history pic.twitter.com/Q3kuHOgpT1

— pudding person (@JUNlPER) May 18, 2023

Where it started (as usual, Elmo’s sources are impeccable):

what the fuck pic.twitter.com/LLfOa50d1j

— Best of Dying Twiter (@bestofdyingtwit) May 18, 2023

Where it went:

Laughing so hard https://t.co/j9YPmM1pjO

— Taylor Lorenz -- FOLLOW ME ON LINKEDIN (@TaylorLorenz) May 18, 2023

And on:

"It should not be socially acceptable to call someone an [anything] supremacist, unless there is unequivocal evidence for such a claim" pic.twitter.com/3zTIgnCUoa

— Best of Dying Twiter (@bestofdyingtwit) May 18, 2023

And on:

it should not be socially acceptable to call someone a nepo baby who controls the internet archive, unless there is unequivocal evidence for such a claim https://t.co/NHZGgDdMS5

— Jenn Takahashi (@jenntakahashi) May 18, 2023

If Elon Musk believes he’s that savvy and smart I would love for him to sit down with Jon Stewart. One hour. Nothing off limits.

— Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) May 17, 2023

The pregnant pauses would go on for hours.