Ron Desaster

So far (5 minutes) on this twitter space, the app has crashed 4 times, DeSantis has been demoted from speaker to listener 3 times, and Elon and David seem to have their mics in the same room pointing at each other so there's constantly feedback. https://t.co/N9jOSzrg1I

— Paul E Williams (@PEWilliams_) May 24, 2023

Still not the worst part.

Twitter employees tell me that Musk's sharing of the DeSantis Twitter Space caused an overload as more than 600k people tried to listen. It crashed Twitter's iOS app and caused its website to glitch. Also teams did no advance prep for today's space.https://t.co/K4feksLqUd

— Ryan Mac 🙃 (@RMac18) May 25, 2023

No, not yet.

pic.twitter.com/if66oyvc8U

— Best of Dying Twiter (@bestofdyingtwit) May 25, 2023

You’d think so, but still not yet.

Whenever I hear Elon Musk speak I’m thankful my livelihood doesn’t require me to pretend he’s charming.

— Schooley (@Rschooley) May 25, 2023

Just prolonging the moment.

the second after DeSantis left the Twitter space the first voice said "wow. incredibly boring" lmao

— matthew ellis (@matthiasellis) May 24, 2023

Coming closer.

elon just said "i'd like to introduce ron" and then THERE WAS AN ECHO LIKE IT WAS MOCKING HIM "i'd like to introduce ron" and then he said "i've never seen anything like this before" and the echo said "i've never seen anything like this before" and then my app crashed again ahaha

— Best of Dying Twiter (@bestofdyingtwit) May 24, 2023

Wait for it!

oop pic.twitter.com/v0kxTOcqpH

— Best of Dying Twiter (@bestofdyingtwit) May 25, 2023

Yes, that’s the setup.

What in the Casey DeSantis/Christina Pushaw did I just watch?! Is this an ad? Is it an infomercial? IT'S 3:30 min LONG! I'm so confused... THIS is his war room?! I wouldn't normally share the other team's messaging, but I'm completely certain everyone needs to see this. 😂🤣😂🤣 https://t.co/Mod4P5mmHt

— Ryan Wiggins 🏴‍☠️ (@Ryan_N_Wiggins) May 25, 2023

There it is! Desaster trying to sound like a human being reading a teleprompter while almost avoiding a monotone and showing a passing knowledge of the language he’s using. I assume this is a) what Desaster tried to say on Twitter (or said, though Twitter couldn’t carry it); b) this entire tweet is not-the-Onion.

Which makes this even better. 

I’m sure Desaster will fund raise big bucks off this. It inspires donations confidence!