Why?

Red state politicians acting like blue state cities are the only places in America with drug problems really need to get out to their rural areas more.

— Schooley (@Rschooley) June 23, 2023

There are only white people in rural areas of red states who are the victims of Big Pharma (and therefore not junkies) or discriminating meth heads who prefer Walter White’s higher quality product. Like winos who only drink top shelf.

Unlike blue state cities, which are filled with, well… you know.