Self-Awareness Is A Bitch

I can’t top this https://t.co/HQ7kw2bgDl

— New York Times Pitchbot (@DougJBalloon) August 3, 2023

On federal employees DeSantis says: “We are going to start slitting throats on Day One.” https://t.co/VH8iiD7OtK

— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) August 3, 2023

Ron DeSantis graduated from Yale magna cum laude, and later cum laude from Harvard Law School.

Dear Ron. As a former fed (someone whose throat u apparently want to slit), I for years risked my life on the front lines in Iraq, Afghanistan, Syria and protected u and all Americans from terrorists who actually did slit throats. U r a fascist madman. Drop out and go home. https://t.co/ZmkZp1cVzR

— Marc Polymeropoulos (@Mpolymer) August 3, 2023

David Brooks made his nut writing about imaginary people he imagined visited an imaginary Applebee's that he would never be caught dead in. He wrote about this fictional space and people as if it were reported news or sociological field work.