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Sarah Palin offers bizarre theory about how Democrats 'planned' GOP's Biden investigationhttps://t.co/NnQoXuHg01

— Raw Story (@RawStory) August 30, 2023

"I think it's becoming exposed because their strategy, the left strategy, is to get us so riled up and so angry about the corruption of Joe Biden and his family that at the last minute, they're gonna have Biden bailed," she argued. "He's not going to be the nominee. They're going to throw in somebody else who will be their messiah, their new savior." 

"And then that will take away so many of the arguments that the right has against the left in this presidential campaign season," Palin added. "It's all planned, it's all strategy."

And we’d have done it, too! If not for those meddling kids!

‘Our vindication will come’: Trump vows to ‘take back power’ from ‘sinister people’https://t.co/RJHzBm5Ti8

— Raw Story (@RawStory) August 30, 

I keep thinking of the Price Day story “Four O’Clock,” where a man is going to reduce all evildoers to half stature at the titular hour, the better to identify them. Against his expectations, he is one of those so reduced.

Pretty comical to hear the Projection King say this about Biden today: “I believe that he has gone mad. A stark raving lunatic.” pic.twitter.com/0EQBVYwz9V

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) August 30, 2023

To be sure you got his point, he made 49 social media posts in one hour of the morning.

In the last hour, Trump has made 49 social media posts - mostly about his cases. But he’s totally not worried and everything is fine.

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) August 30, 2023

Campaigning is hard work the courts have no right to distract him from! Unlike Biden, who only campaigned from his basement!

Oh https://t.co/iQXbIHFZMM

— Spiro’s Ghost (@AntiToxicPeople) August 30, 2023

Gotta agree!