In The Pursuit Of Justice

 Yeah, this is how you prepare for trial:

In his attack, Trump explained he's going to court "to fight for my name and reputation against a corrupt and racist Attorney General, Letitia James, who campaigned on 'getting Trump,' and a Trump Hating Judge (sic) who is unfair, unhinged, and vicious in his PURSUIT (sic) of me."

His defense is as perfect as his Georgia phone call:

"He values Mar-a-Lago, in Palm Beach, Florida, at 18 Million Dollars, when it is worth 50 to 100 times that amount. His valuations are FRAUDULENT (sic) in pursuit of Election Interference, (sic) and worse. THIS WHOLE CASE IS SHAM!!! See you in Court - Monday morning," he proclaimed.

The valuation of MSL is crucial to the summary judgment.

"The judge, Arthur Engoron refuses to accept our big win in the court of appeals, nullifying much of the case that the racist Attorney General of New York, Letitia James has charged us with. Nobody can believe it!"

Actually, nobody can believe Trump. Nothing he says makes any sense. (None of this has any relevance in court. It’s not germane to any issue on trial tomorrow. Trump really is just a fuckin’ idiot.)

And if he shows up in court tomorrow, he’ll be as meek as a kitten. Or AG James will move quickly and put him on the stand.

I expect to wake up in the morning and find that Trump has gone to Ireland. Call it a hunch.

Wait, is he referring to the Article 78 stuff that a couple weeks ago "paused" things, only to be rejected last week? Is he aware of linear time?

Yes, I do believe he is. No, there’s no evidence that he does.