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A Crook County, Wyoming, judge has dismissed property destruction charges against a pair of ranchers accused of bleaching penis shapes and other markings on their neighbor's cows.

… cows 🐄 are the closest thing to stalls in the men’s room?

Lara Logan explains to Charlie Kirk her conspiracy theory that Democrats hired provocateurs on J6 to go into the crowd dressed as Trump supporters to punch women and police in the face to get the riot started.

I still want to see a “Trump supporter” uniform. So I don’t inadvertently dress like one.

And in our "Be Careful What You Ask For” category:

People fretting about Steve Bannon being out of jail pending appeal should realize that it is about to be denied soon and, by appealing, he delayed his turn-in for his 6 month sentence until the middle of crunch time for the elections.

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And:

Maria Bartiromo to Rep. Richard McCormick: "So who is running the show here? Does [Biden] know what's going on or is he being directed by President Obama?"

Wait for it...

Seems an odd conspiracy theory: 

-The person REALLY running the government is... 

...the most popular president in recent history.

Trump is flogging this idea as a valid excuse for confusing Obama, whom he never ran against, with Biden, whom he wants to run against again.

Finally, “Hurt feelings, cattle with dong markings, and now felony charges." We really should consider the feelings of the cows:

The Habeck cattle, which jumped the border on June 20, were rounded up by the Carrolls and an unnamed cohort who then "marked them up pretty good." 

• Investigators say those markings included dong art. 

• There's a bunch of arguing over the fence and how one neighbor is mad at the other for sitting around watching as the other guy tried to make life better for everyone. 

• There are hurt feelings, cattle with dong markings and now felony charges.

"Dong art" was my favorite “Barenaked Ladies” cover band back in the day.