The Democratic South Carolina Primary

Bidens closer-than-expected 95 point win in in today’s South Carolina primary could hint at general election weakness.

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The real reporting.

Source: After tonight’s strong showing in the South Carolina primary, Dean Phillips is saying it will take high-level cabinet position to get him to drop out of the race

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Biden won today’s South Carolina Democratic primary by over 94 points. So why does it feel like he lost?

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Biden campaign seeks to regroup after disappointing showing in South Carolina

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And the transition to Elmo:

Whether it’s a Joe Biden on the left offering a bite of his ice cream to a child or Elon Musk on the right forcing his employees to partake of his ketamine nasal spray and liquid ecstasy, there’s plenty of aggressive over-sharing on both sides of the political divide.

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I have received word from my Tesla salesmen that there are still liberals and moderates who'd consider buying our cars. Let me now share my theories about Illegals... (1/X)

by Elon Musk

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