I Coulda Been Watching The Stooges*

NEW: Private dinners with big donors like Larry Ellison as many as 3x a week at Mar-a-Lago.

Nudging 7-figure pledges to make it 8-figures.

A planned $25 million+ dinner in April.

How Trump orbit is scrambling to close Biden's cash edge w/ @maggieNYT.https://t.co/qRVJIvzutN

— Shane Goldmacher (@ShaneGoldmacher) March 16, 2024

One concern voiced repeatedly, but privately, by major GOP donors: they don't want their donations to end up funding Trump's legal fees @ShaneGoldmacher me https://t.co/8xWUiXVMF2

— Maggie Haberman (@maggieNYT) March 16, 2024

Trump cutting back on rallies to save money as cash shortfall hobbles campaign: reporthttps://t.co/4AsQ01Nfyq

— Raw Story (@RawStory) March 16, 2024

He should have stayed home today.

Trump salutes as the J6 Choir song plays pic.twitter.com/383RCt4TOT

— Acyn (@Acyn) March 16, 2024

Here is the part of Trump’s speech where he plays a song he sings with the most violent terrorists who tried to kill lawmakers and police officers on January 6th while footage of the attack plays. Trump replaces the National Anthem with the January 6th Anthem at every rally. https://t.co/GmzBhpifcT

— MeidasTouch (@MeidasTouch) March 16, 2024

Trump: Well thank you very much, and you see the spirit from the hostages, and that's what they are. Hostages. We’re going to work with the people to treat those unbelievable patriots, and they were unbelievable patriots pic.twitter.com/zMAjknv3xc

— Acyn (@Acyn) March 16, 2024

The unbelievable part is right.

Trump reading The Snake: You know your boyght is poisonous pic.twitter.com/ioDIDaUUPx

— Acyn (@Acyn) March 16, 2024

Trump on undocumented immigrants: We’re taking in snakes pic.twitter.com/IdAvwURz63

— Acyn (@Acyn) March 16, 2024

American Horror Story: Xenophobia.

Trump: Now, If I don't get elected, it's gonna be a bloodbath. It's going to be a bloodbath for the country. pic.twitter.com/qDEPTtl4Bu

— Acyn (@Acyn) March 16, 2024

American Horror Story: Apocalypse Soon.🔜 

Trump: I You've heard of Andrew Jackson.. They say that he was persecuted as president more than anybody else. Second was Abraham Lincoln. Nobody comes close to Trump. pic.twitter.com/AubqYcCjsE

— Acyn (@Acyn) March 16, 2024

Nobody knows the troubles he’s seen.

Trump: Who liked the job Katie Britt did the other night.

*mild applause* pic.twitter.com/C9Tc9VgIZS

— Acyn (@Acyn) March 16, 2024

“*mild applause*” 😂

Trump says Reagan would have smaller crowd sizes than him pic.twitter.com/3yu8xhZXeN

— Acyn (@Acyn) March 16, 2024

Size matters.

He has this insatiable need that all malignant narcissists have to continue to compare himself more favorably to Reagan and Lincoln because it gnaws at him that any of his cultists might consider another Republican president better than him. https://t.co/ZJJ0XT5CwW

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) March 16, 2024

Trump has trouble saying The Rolling Stones pic.twitter.com/uf2ZULGn8v

— Acyn (@Acyn) March 16, 2024

Sounds like it, anyway.

Trump: Joe Biden won against Barack Obama pic.twitter.com/OccSSTKmWi

— Acyn (@Acyn) March 16, 2024

That was in the Delaware Senate election. https://t.co/y83DTbnAcm

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) March 16, 2024

Of  ‘04. 1904.

Confused Trump ranting about Schiff says that he released a tape of his conversation with Zelenskyy. Says after he released the tape(there was no tape released), Democrats went after him for a new scandal this time involving Ukraine pic.twitter.com/zhmCwSVl3P

— Acyn (@Acyn) March 16, 2024

Trump on Fort Bragg: We won World War 1 and World War 2 out of these forts and now they change the name in disgrace. pic.twitter.com/ZxbsWEsZ8X

— Acyn (@Acyn) March 16, 2024

WHAT? Apparently two World Wars were fought in North Carolina. https://t.co/jn6vv4rlvI

— Spiro’s Ghost (@AntiToxicPeople) March 16, 2024

Let’s play if Joe Biden said this https://t.co/fUJFXJ61pa

— Adam Parkhomenko (@AdamParkhomenko) March 16, 2024

A confused Trump says he's leading by the “largent” margin ever pic.twitter.com/CQ2tqpVdSN

— Biden-Harris HQ (@BidenHQ) March 16, 2024

Trump glitches while talking about his vision: We’re going to create this country. We are going to have a country pic.twitter.com/Scjc7aq5Y3

— Biden-Harris HQ (@BidenHQ) March 16, 2024

First, this is yet another insane rambling word salad from a person who is either mentally ill, on something, or both. Second, Braxton Bragg was an incompetent General who was fired and hated by his subordinate officers and men. https://t.co/TPWNpTJQiC

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) March 16, 2024

Trump can relate.

Trump: I took on Communist China like no administration industry, bringing in hundreds of millions. Think of this. We started with hundreds of millions of dollars the first couple of months, we ended up taking in hundreds of billions of dollars from China, pic.twitter.com/JIG1lPB7Lo

— Acyn (@Acyn) March 16, 2024

He still doesn’t understand how tariffs work.

Trump: And I will not give one penny to any school that has a vaccine mandate pic.twitter.com/4gFnrIAc2K

— Acyn (@Acyn) March 16, 2024

Waiting for the media to pay attention to that.

Make polio great again https://t.co/ZlUabZcoy0

— Molly Jong-Fast (@MollyJongFast) March 16, 2024

Maybe that’s what it will take.

*My usual Saturday evening activity.