The authorized God Bless The USA King James Version. The language Jesus spoke!Just in time for Easter, Trump is rolling out a new product - Trump Bibles! Trump says that everyone should buy one because, “You have to have it for your heart, for your soul.” Story …https://t.co/9Y0QlALmQH
— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) March 26, 2024
I only made up part of that.
Trump said, "We have to bring Christianity back into our lives and and back into what will be again a great nation."Jews don’t count because they’ve already abandoned their religion by not voting for Trump. And non-Christians ain’t real Americans, anyway.
This is the only Bible endorsed by Trump. It includes the Constitution, Bill of Rights, Declaration of Independence, and the Pledge of Allegiance. Out founding documents! But caveat emptor: the Trump Bible has no refund policy.
Praise Jesus and keep those mail-in ballots away from the ballot box!🗳️
jeez louise he’s grifting off the bible now pic.twitter.com/LbsgnUuJ63
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) March 26, 2024
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