Friday, March 01, 2024

While I Was Watching “Dune Part Two”

(which is even better than part 1), closing arguments were heard in the DQ hearing (no, not Dairy Queen) for Fani Willis. Again, people with too much money to spend on lawyers, and no good sense how to spend it. There were a lot of lawyers on Twitter equally lacking in good sense. You try two cases: one to the jury, one to the judge. You try the case to the judge in pretrial hearings. Trying a shit motion is never a good idea, and this was a shit motion. Lawyers were outraged that Fani Willis could behave in a manner that would subject her to these allegations. There were regularly broadcast and tweeted concerns about how she’d lost the case by her implied stupidity (rhymes with “cupidity”), and how it would inevitably taken away from her office to die a quiet death in another county. There were tremendous concerns about the appearance of impropriety and how it was clearly about to be proved beyond a reasonable doubt.

And then came the hearings, and the “star witness” decided, after all, that he couldn’t swear to it. Literally. So now, after three days, the judge never should have held this hearing because NOW we know there was no evidence, and how dare they all waste our time?

Huh.🤔 

The allegations never were serious. It was the equivalent of: “Teacher! Fani and Wade were making out during the pep rally!” But we couldn’t know that until the hearing. Until no evidence of a conflict of interest was ever presented, and the judge gave the moving parties every opportunity to do so. That’s what judges do. With the attention of the national press on this case, the worst thing McAfee could have done would be to hold an in camera hearing during lunch and chase the lawyers out of his chambers for wasting his time. Even I would find that suspicious.

As it is, the defendants who backed this motion took their best shot, and failed miserably. The Press, ignorant as lemmings, raced over the cliff chasing the story of adults having adult relationships; disappointed, I think, that they never got salacious details or grainy photos. Fani Willis went to court and kicked ass from here to Sunday, and her father won our sympathies. If this hearing did any good, it was to show the country Ms. Willis is a force to be reckoned with and knows what to go to court with (i.e., evidence and a cause of action/criminal charge), and any further claims the defendants make to the press should be ignored until they are made to the jury. Who will be in a much better position to decide what those claims mean than the chattering heads in cable TV and the empty heads on legal Twitter.

The movants never had a conflict of interest case. What they had was gossip, and in the end not even that. The courtroom is no place for gossip, and even worse a place to find out you don’t have any evidence. It was worth something, after all. We learned that we have good prosecutors from the DOJ to Manhattan to Fulton County, Georgia. And we learned Trump isn’t the only one who has lawyers whose mouths write checks their asses can’t cash. That cannot make those clients feel good about their futures.

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