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Trump claims he's never falsified business records before which would surprise Judge Engoron.

— emptywheel (synonym: foil) (@emptywheel) May 31, 2024

Trump complaining he would have been asked, "was he a bad boy here, was he a bad boy there."

I guess, yeah, he was a bad boy. (And IIRC, E Jean Carroll was off limits.)

— emptywheel (synonym: foil) (@emptywheel) May 31, 2024

So he didn’t testify because he couldn’t pontificate.

Trump: Our witnesses were literally crucified by this man who looks like an angel, but he is really a devil. pic.twitter.com/lR8r9FrBPC

— Acyn (@Acyn) May 31, 2024

Costello? He put the gun to his head and pulled the trigger. Trump didn’t call any other witnesses.

Trump: I wanted to testify. The theory is, you never testify. As soon as you testify, anybody, if it were George Washington, don't testify, because they will get you on something you said slightly wrong and they sue you for perjury. pic.twitter.com/DeY4W3AyMD

— Acyn (@Acyn) May 31, 2024

Or find you guilty on 34 felony counts.

Trump: They were able to use people, salacious— by the way, nothing ever happened. There was no anything pic.twitter.com/oDCDNqCrsy

— Acyn (@Acyn) May 31, 2024

Said the murderer, after being convicted of the murder.

Trump, confused: “They want to stop you from having cars” pic.twitter.com/oKc10cMvbS

— Biden-Harris HQ (@BidenHQ) May 31, 2024

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Doing a great job pleading for leniency in advance of sentencing in July. https://t.co/4uBCwzyH4H

— Bradley P. Moss (@BradMossEsq) May 31, 2024

There is no “we” or “they” to Trump. There is only “I”.