Shorter Stephen Miller

Congratulations to @AriFleischer, for becoming the latest prop in Discount Goebbels' cynical attempt to make a POTUS candidate step down to let his VP re-win all their delegates look like Trump's assault on the Capitol. pic.twitter.com/vwDGyWXoVR

— emptywheel (seiceáil) (@emptywheel) July 25, 2024

"My guy not winning = ‘election fraud.’”

Not shorter Ari Fleischer: “Biden is a looser so by the transitive property of association, Harris must lose. Or something.”

Shortest Miller and Fleischer: 😭😭😭😭😩