At Least JD Vance Just Fucks Couches

RFK Jr took his daughter down to the beach with a chainsaw to cut off the head of a beached whale. They “bungee-corded” the head to the roof of the family minivan and he forced his kids to put plastic bags on their heads so that “whale juice” wouldn’t get in their mouths and… pic.twitter.com/L1KIzMc7dj

— Drew Pavlou 🇦🇺🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼 (@DrewPavlou) August 25, 2024

Presumably when the kids are asleep.