Um, Yeah….

Nick Shirley, who just got day care funding canceled for families across 🇺🇸 with a misleading viral video in Minnesota, says “they” won’t be able to get him because he doesn’t drink or do drugs and he’s a virgin pic.twitter.com/1VqxE8vrB6

— The Tennessee Holler (@TheTNHoller) January 1, 2026

CBS News in MN reports Nick Shirley went to 2 nonoperational centers, an after-school center in the morning, and an open center with video proving kids were inside. He misinterpreted the staff's resistance to open their doors to a random group of men with kids there. pic.twitter.com/j02oufiqrj

— David J. Bier (@David_J_Bier) December 31, 2025

Trump at Mar-a-Lago: "We have a lot of leaders here, great leaders like Tom Emmer. I watched him on television talking about Somalia today. He's talking about the Somalian population, and not very nicely. He was not nice. But that's okay. We need you in Minnesota. We want to take… pic.twitter.com/H3bUN6o2dc

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) January 1, 2026

Trump at Mar-a-Lago: "We have a lot of leaders here, great leaders like Tom Emmer. I watched him on television talking about Somalia today. He's talking about the Somalian population, and not very nicely. He was not nice. But that's okay. We need you in Minnesota. We want to take back our country."

From fraudsters? Or from non-white people?

lol https://t.co/q6AD4IsxQ1

— Mehdi Hasan (@mehdirhasan) December 31, 2025

Trump Claims He Can’t Be Expected To Remember Every Birthday Card He Sends To Child Molesters https://t.co/2NSTjLPx3e

— The Onion (@TheOnion) December 31, 2025

We really should connect the two.

CNN: “Surely you don’t think a daycare should be unlocked.”

SHIRLEY: “There should be a reception area.”

CNN: “No, every day care is locked.”

SHIRLEY: “Fair point.” 🤔

He shows up to a day care with masked men and wonders why they don’t let him in. pic.twitter.com/PIKEtxalnn

— The Tennessee Holler (@TheTNHoller) December 31, 2025