Having lived in the largest city in America without any zoning (just deed restrictions zealously guarded by the wealthy, and Homeowners Associations) for over 25 years, I have to say: be careful what you wish for.This is easier to achieve if we:
— derek guy (@dieworkwear) February 8, 2026
— get rid of mandated parking space requirements
— allow for mixed-use neighborhoods
— make it easier to build (esp taller buildings)
— create affordable homes so this isn't only for the rich
— let pro boxers punch jake paul w/o him making money
American cities, by and large, are built around the car. Those that get cramped by this reality (Austin, Texas is a fine example. The population has swollen since I left in 1993 (no causal connection is inferred), and traffic there is terrible. Austin was developed as a small town. Now it has the population of a large city. It’s like Arnold Schwarzenegger forced to wear a suit tailored for Danny DeVito.) Traffic in Houston can be bad, but one learns how to get around. And the only way around is by car. Houston has developed for it. There are no trains or subways (only light rail, with such a limited reach it is useless to 95% of the population, if not 99%), so it’s a car or the bus. And yes, distances are great.
There are neighborhoods that are walkable (somewhat), where parking does not dominate and determine store access. But if you don’t live near those stores, you don’t trade there. And those neighborhoods tend to be expensive. And there still shopping centers and supermarkets with crowded parking lots in them, and almost no one walks because…well, it’s scary as hell to walk far in Houston.
Did I mention the cars?
I live near several sandwich shops I could walk to for a meal. I could even walk to where I do 95% of my shopping. But given the heat and humidity that usually prevail, it’s a trip you want to make only one or two days out of the year. Any other time, you’ll need a shower when you get there, and when you get back. And there aren’t any sidewalks, or they run along six lane roads with traffic roaring past only four feet from you. “Walkable” is as much as matter of climate as it is of cars on the street.
Houston can have multi-family housing next to single family residences next to a McDonalds down the street from a bar. There is a bar/volleyball court near my house, that fills up on weekends and for sporting events (football especially). It’s not frequented by locals, but by young people who like to drink and listen to loud music or watch football outside. The cars line my street because no one walks, and we can’t ban the club through appeals to a zoning commission (there isn’t one). Did I mention the club has limited parking? The only recourse we might have is a nuisance suit, but that requires expert witnesses gathering evidence, lawyers to take it to court, etc. Several such suits might persuade the venue to close, but then what? Something worse? And who pays for the lawsuits?
There are also used car dealers, very small businesses, in the neighborhood. On a two lane street, the car transport trucks often block one lane of traffic, or get stuck trying to turn around to return to the freeway.
Mixed use neighborhoods aren’t automatically a blessing.
It’s not hell on earth, but it’s not the idealized neighborhood of Bad Bunny’s halftime show or Lin-Manuel Miranda’s first musical. It used to be closer to that, long before I moved here. But the population grew, and that population had to get around. A few changes in law won’t change it back. The vast majority of American cities just aren’t set up for that anymore.
Much as I wish they were.
I did like the one about Jake Paul getting punched out without making money, though. I think Puerto Rico should deport him. Or Puerto Ricans make him so unwelcomed he just leaves.
ReplyDeleteThat said, the major problem I have with zoning here is that the local boards get dominated by those with real estate interests and they're way too permissive, Our family had a developer and his sleazy surveyor try to steal some of our land. Even when we could show that her survey was contradicted by the deed she used to try to do that the idiots on the board couldn't understand how to read the 19th century survey that she must have known contradicted her claims. As soon as she and her client knew we understood it, they tried hiring one of the bigger law firms in the state to send a threatening letter (to me, since I was the one who informed her that we understood how she'd tried to rob us) and we ended up hiring both a surveyor and lawyer of our own to keep them from doing it.
I'd never want to live in a town without zoning, though sometimes even with it, you're on your own in the face of the crookedness of real estate, surveyors they hire an their lawyers.