A Flying Circus

Trump: "I guess it would be illegal. Could you imagine? They spend million and millions on a campaign. They're losing and they beg me for an endorsement. I give them an endorsement, they win by 30 points. And I get nothing. If I could sell that -- is there a way? Do we have any… pic.twitter.com/OGrpg5NZjP

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) March 7, 2026

When they lose, would you refund them?

real life or a leak of tonight SNL's cold open? You decide pic.twitter.com/9G0v67cEKb

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) March 7, 2026

I know it’s Souza’s “Liberty Bell” march, but it’ll always be the “Monty Python” theme to me.

Very appropriately, in this case.