🎂? Or 💀?

christopher nolan should cast unaffordable housing in his next film so some of you get mad about that for two weeks

— derek guy (@dieworkwear) July 23, 2026

And then Elmo can make the historically accurate version. Hopefully using Legos.

The year is 2050. The world has ended and you're the only person left. But you don't know it bc you spend all day inside, posting on Twitter, where you interact with bots who slightly rephrase what you say. "Brownies are yummy!" they say to your tweet about how you love brownies.

— derek guy (@dieworkwear) July 22, 2026

🎂? Or 💀

I think a lot of people fall into these traps bc they start hanging with diff people as their income goes up, so private schooling, int'l vacations, and charity galas become not only normal but standards for "basic living." IMO, you can avoid this by having diverse friendships. https://t.co/GcDjGG81bD

— derek guy (@dieworkwear) July 22, 2026

Just the spectacle of someone complaining, publicly, online, that a $400,000 income is not enough to live on. 🤦‍♂️

these are the shoes odysseus would have worn pic.twitter.com/dTvE7tGWJz

— derek guy (@dieworkwear) July 21, 2026

About as much as I want to hear about Homer right now. Although in the spirit of whinging, I have to point out that Odysseus was a king; and look at what he had to put up with.