Thursday, August 20, 2026

Why Trump Takes πŸͺ‰ Everywhere

80 days out (much less if you count early voting), and that’s what Trump is talking about. Then again, this is all they have:
Hewitt: Natalie Harp has not had any relationship with the president. To insinuate that is disgusting!

Murphy: I know you’re clutching your pearls but it’s a little rich after the past 10 years.

Hewitt: You know it’s a lie!

Murphy: Did Trump take a plane with her?

Hewitt: She is a close aide. Shame on you!
(Don’t tell Hewitt she got in a food container with Trump, he’s liable to stroke out.)

Did Trump take a plane with her? Yes. Was that plane a flying bribery palace? Also: yes.
Start a war we can’t finish? Wait, we’ve done that before. Prove our missiles cost magnitudes more than theirs? And even we can’t afford that? Or that we can’t win with what we have? CENTCOM is considering closing bases in the Middle East because they are still vulnerable. Was that a campaign promise, too? Or is it the Administration doing something else amazing?

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