Anything But Take Responsibility

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— Scott Lincicome (@scottlincicome) September 13, 2026

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— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) September 13, 2026

Q: Do you expect Congress would need to approve the $5,000--

TRUMP: I don't know, but it's easy enough. It's $5,000 to all adults in the country, and we can easily handle that because we're taking in so much money pic.twitter.com/PmSgSgibAq

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) September 13, 2026

(Reminder that the man’s never had so much as a Board of Directors. Even school superintendents answer to a school board.)

MIKE JOHNSON: Lutnick said the $5,000 check would come from tariff revenues. Trump thinks of the American people as shareholders in this American dream

TAPPER: The tariffs revenue is about $300 billion, not $1.3 trillion, and obviously Americans are paying those revenues. But… pic.twitter.com/wWvleZWaAO

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) September 13, 2026

MIKE JOHNSON: Lutnick said the $5,000 check would come from tariff revenues. Trump thinks of the American people as shareholders in this American dream

TAPPER: The tariffs revenue is about $300 billion, not $1.3 trillion, and obviously Americans are paying those revenues. But devil is in the details

(Trump’s never had shareholders, either.)

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— The Tennessee Holler (@TheTNHoller) September 13, 2026

And the King of Never Being Responsible:

Trump: "Zelenskyy has to do one thing -- he has to stop knocking out diesel fuel in Russia. He's causing a shortage of diesel fuel. This isn't done by the Middle East, this is done by what's happening with Russia and Ukraine." pic.twitter.com/8JDeg5KkqF

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) September 13, 2026

Jared Kushner says Ukraine should just give Putin what he wants and then the war could end. pic.twitter.com/6aUMfslC5S

— Quadcarl (@Quadcarl) September 13, 2026

Lickspittles from the Oval Office, down.