Saturday, July 05, 2025

Really Wringing That Term Of All Meaning

Right next to this one: OTOH, I agree with Minority Leader Jeffries: There are a lot of families in Texas who don’t give a SHIT who didn’t do what, and only care about what’s going to be done NOW! I’m still not sure Trump is actually going to help, but that’s his problem.
So is that.
Money where your mouth is, or your words don’t mean shit.

And our recurring theme of the days when Congress relied on facts gathered from hearings and witness testimony:
Now we have ignorant boobs and community notes. As we say in Texas: “Thank God for Georgia! There’s always somebody who makes us look better!” Sometimes: He represents part of Houston; nowhere near the flooding, so what the fuck does he care? He’s got 1980’s era culture wars issues to resuscitate.

And It Will Work As Well…

...as Tesla’s robotaxis, be as popular as the Cybertruck, perform as well as the SpaceX heavy lift rocket, and be as memorable as The Boring Company.

Donald Trump Is The Smartest President Ever

Wonder if he’s sent the penguins a letter yet? Or Mr. Japan?

And Then There’s This Shit

I can’t even…unless, of course, she’s also addressing air pollution and global warming.

I mean, does she understand the baloney can’t be sliced so thinly it only has one side? Of course not. From the Roberts court down to MAGA supporters, none of them grasp that simple reality.

I Go Pogo

 Reasonable speculation:

The original forecast that we received Wednesday from the National Weather Service predicted 3-6 inches of rain in the Concho Valley and 4-8 inches in the Hill Country,” said Texas Emergency Management Chief W. Nim Kidd at a press conference Friday. “The amount of rain that fell at this specific location was never in any of those forecasts.”
And ultimately worthy of investigation and criticism. But the two flash floods I mentioned from days gone by? One was easily 50 years ago, the other 40. And the damage done was due to far heavier rainfall than predicted. I’ve seen rainfall predictions for my neighborhood come to nothing, while the rain inundates someone else nearby. I’m skeptical about how much has changed for NOAA since January.

I get it. This guy wants a scapegoat. But if NOAA had predicted 10 inches of rain, would the affected areas have evacuated? I understand more than 1000 people were at Camp Mystic alone. That ain’t exactly at a crossroads of interstates. Imagine warning 1000 children and counselors a ten inch deluge was coming. Good prediction, but then what? How many roads are there out of that area? The flood-damaged highway is probably a two lane affair.  A state highway, not a federal interstate (you don’t go there to be near a major highway). Sure, get in cars as the flood waters come, in the dark. That’s a good idea.

NOAA issued a flood watch Thursday evening. By  Friday morning it was a flood watch. Those usually come too late. All you can really do is hunker down. Or not be there in the first place.

So I have other questions, for the state. What’s the infrastructure and emergency planning for a camp this large? The last time the Guadalupe rose this high was in 1987, so it’s unusual, but it’s not unknown. What’s the designated flood plain of the river, and what’s been built in it? And why?

We had plenty of notice of Harvey. We knew the floodplains of the creeks and bayous. We even knew where the water would go from the Corps of Engineers reservoir, designed to hold and release water, built in the ‘40’s. We built in those areas anyway; and they flooded; and people died.

47 years ago, when I moved to Austin, the Hill Country to the west was rural and lightly populated. Even after I moved to Houston and started trekking to Stonewall, Texas (west of Austin, just east of Fredericksburg), to get fresh peaches, I would go directly through south Austin into the hill country.

I don’t do that anymore. I go well to the south of Austin and take state ranch roads, because the traffic out of Austin is terrible, and it doesn’t get better (like it used to) until I’m nearly to my destination (still just a wide spot in the road, but a wonderful orchard and marvelous peaches.). The Hill Country been “discovered,” and everybody and his second cousin wants to live there. Which hasn’t changed the geography and geology and climate of the area one jot. What has changed is the number of people living there, in a naturally flood prone area.

The Hill Country floods the way forests in the West burn. It’s the ecosystem. And it goes on, whether people are there, or not. You think I’m beating a dead horse, but when I lived in Austin, signs began to go up marking the “Edwards Aquifer Recharge zone.” The aquifer is an underground lake stretching from Austin to the Panhandle. It is literally the reason there is agriculture in west Texas and the Panhandle. And the reason people can live in Austin, and San Antonio (the aquifer is that big). And it’s being used up. Because of people. Mostly because of people in the recharge zone, using the water beneath them. More and more and more people. The same reason flooding in the Hill Country is more of a problem than ever. More people are there than ever before. More people don’t change the geology, or the geography, or the rainfall (yes, global warming has made our predictions less reliable, but flash flooding is still part of the landscape).

What are we doing about it? Blaming NOAA? Blaming Trump and Musk? Yeah, that’ll help. Maybe we should pay more attention to where we are,  and less attention to who we think is responsible for our actions. In the end, Pogo is right: we have met the enemy, and he is us.


Whither FEMA?

Trump is going to leave disaster relief to the states. Unless it’s the second most populous red state:
The Trump Administration is working with State and Local Officials on the ground in Texas in response to the tragic flooding that took place yesterday. Our Secretary of Homeland Security, Kristi Noem, will be there shortly. Melania and I are praying for all of the families impacted by this horrible tragedy. Our Brave First Responders are on site doing what they do best. GOD BLESS THE FAMILIES, AND GOD BLESS TEXAS!
It’s a bold strategy. Let’s see how it works out.

The View From 1500 Miles

 I met someone from D.C. once. I’m not saying she’s an exemplar of the residents, there, but she made it clear to all (this was in Austin, in the ‘80’s, when I worked for a law firm before law school. Don’t get hung up on the details.) that she was now in the boonies on the ass end of the civilized world.

Yeah. Everyone got along well with her. What brings her to mind is a phone conversation she had with her boyfriend. Everyone within 20 feet could hear her end of conversation. He wanted to go to one of the highland lakes outside Austin that weekend. She was literally terrified at the prospect . What I still remember is her fear a “squall” would come up suddenly and capsize their boat and all would be lost.

You have to understand Texas has no natural lakes. The lakes in Texas are manmade. The highland lakes are created by dams on the Colorado River. Storms are a feature of the Hill Country (obviously). Squalls are not. You got to know where you are. 

I remember a lawyer I worked with talking about the terrain of the Hill Country, and the danger that posed to visitors. People who liked the (then, this was 40 years ago) “wildness” of the area, and wanted to camp there, would bed down in a smooth spot, only to find it was an arroyo (a dry creek bed) and there’d been a thunderstorm upstream. People caught in, and killed by, flash floods was not uncommon then, or now. Flash floods are a feature of the area.

And here’s the thing about flooding: unless you are on Galveston Island, mere inches above sea level, best advice is usually: hunker down. Houston tried to evacuate before Hurricane Rita. If it had hit, the loss of life from people in cars trying to escape would have been enormous. The very first thing floods hit is transportation. Better to get on your house rooftop, than the rooftop of a flooded car. Don’t go to the flood. Let the flood come to you. 

Camp Mystic, where the greatest damage was done and the greatest number endangered, reported the highway was damaged and no one could leave the camp. Imagine carloads or bus loads of children on that road when the flash flood hit. You can’t stop a flash flood. You can only head for high ground, or hunker down.

So this kind of speculation is pretty damned useless:

Floods happen and often with little warning. That's why they're called flash floods. But with the particularly deadly floods that just hit Texas it's important to ask to what degree massive DOGE cuts to weather reporting/emergency warning systems contributed to this loss of so much life.
It’s a fair question, at the right time. This ain’t the right time. And then JMM doubles down:
Trump and Elon made massive cuts to all US weather tracking and warning systems in the spring of 2025.
JMM is responding to this comment by Trump: Now, I despise Donald Trump, and I’m waiting to see if he decides to let FEMA help with this or not. But that’s later; this crisis is now, and Trump, as ever, is as useless as tits on a boar hog. But unless NOAA was previously forecasting flash floods in the Texas Hill Country two weeks in advance and evacuating people in that time frame (pro tip: NOAA wasn’t), this disaster has bugger all to do with cuts of any kind to NOAA. I lived in Central Texas for 15 years. I’m fairly familiar with the weather, there. “Particularly deadly” floods are going to hit in Texas as the Hill Country grows increasingly popular. I’ve slept through at least two flash floods. One, when I was in college, and woke to find out I was in a federal disaster area (flash flood, but I was on the third floor of a dormitory, sawing logs), and the Memorial Day flood in Austin when Shoal Creek swept almost everything in its flood plain south to the Colorado River, including a parking lot of new cars from a car dealership. I was in South Austin,  the other side of the river; we were high and dry.

Weather is weird that way, is my point. When Harvey inundated Houston, it took 8 hours to pick up my daughter from work one day, because of road closures after the rain stopped (and the traffic that caused). That, and where the closures were. Other people in her office, living in other parts of town, had no travel issues at all.

I’m familiar enough with the geography of the Texas Hill Country to know floods are unpredictable, and that they happen, especially there. I’m also familiar with the beauty of the Hill Country, and why do many commercial camps are there (now recalling some of my best childhood memories). Information is good, but it won’t stop the flood, and used the wrong way, information may even leave you worse off. There were 1000 people at Camp Mystic. Mostly, for maybe the first time in the camp’s history, they were in the wrong place at the wrong time.

If you gave JMM a map of Texas and said “identify the Hill Country,” I doubt he’d do very well. If you asked him to describe the geography of the area, he probably wouldn’t get past “hills.” East Texas has hills, too; and a great deal more annual rainfall. But far fewer flash floods. Geography can make a helluva difference.

We should all consider our ignorance on this subject. And consider what’s more important: the people affected? Or political talking points? And act accordingly.

Friday, July 04, 2025

I Guess The Entire Corpus Of Human Knowledge Wasn’t That Large

He said that, not me.

Tesla has nearly a trillion dollars in market capitalization, but nobody wants its cars; nobody’s buying Cybertrucks; the robotaxis are a joke. With $1 trillion to play with, this is the best they can do?

And don’t get me started on SpaceX. And Grok as the bleeding edge of the future?

Why anybody gives this guy any money at all is utterly beyond me. The most overvalued company in the world and he can’t accomplish jackshit with it. Sound familiar?


All For The Wealthy

The bill doesn't eliminate taxes on Social Security, but rather introduces a temporary deduction that beneficiaries can claim to lower their federal income tax. Notably, that deduction applies to all of a senior's income — not just to Social Security benefits...

What the bill does do is provide a temporary tax deduction of up to $6,000 for seniors aged 65 and older. The tax break is available to people with an adjusted gross incomes of $75,000 or less and $150,000 or less for couples filing jointly. The deduction is set to expire at the end of 2028....

Social Security recipients under 65 and people above the specified income thresholds are ineligible to claim the new tax deduction. It also won't benefit the many low-income seniors who already pay no federal income tax because they earn too little.

"Boosting the amount that you get to write off when you already get to write off everything does not help you at all," Kogan said.

The Tax Foundation, a nonpartisan policy research group, said in a June report that exempting Social Security benefits from taxation would not change the after-tax income for the bottom 20% of taxpayers, noting that "those taxpayers are already exempt from taxation on their Social Security benefits."

The biggest beneficiaries of the bill will be higher-income seniors, said Martha Shedden, president and co-founder of the National Association of Registered Social Security Analysts, which focuses on Social Security education.

"The people who benefit by definition have to be richer, and people who benefit the most are the richest people," Kogan added.
“Them that’s got shall get/Them that’s not shall lose/So the Bible says/And it still is news…” "God bless the child who’s got his own.” But the price of eggs! Has he done hearings on this? Taken testimony from witness? Conducted any kind of fact-finding whatsoever? Jared Moskowitz has done more: Can you be anti-Semitic if you don’t know you’re anti-Semitic?

Twilight, 4th of July: Batman Is The Night

 


Bad guys beware!

No, Probably Not

The Texas Hill Country is an area peculiarly prone to flash floods. Dry, rocky, hilly land laced with arroyos that quickly turn into tributaries. Such floods always “come out of nowhere.”
The Guadalupe River at Hunt reached its second-highest height on record, higher than the famous 1987 flood, the city said, citing the National Weather Service.
And
Hunt, in Kerr County, saw about 6.5 inches of rain in just three hours early Friday — a 1-in-100-year event there, meaning it has about a 1% chance of happening in any given year.

The National Weather Service issued a flood watch early Thursday afternoon that highlighted Kerr County as a place at high risk of flash flooding through the overnight. A flash flood warning was issued for Kerr County as early as around 1 a.m. CT on Friday. A more dire flash flood emergency warning was then issued for Kerr County at 4:03 a.m. CT, followed by another one for Kerrville at 5:34 a.m. CT.
That’s about as much flood warning as you usually get. Note the direst warnings came early in the morning, while most people are asleep. The water in the Guadalupe rose 20 feet in 90 minutes. Camp Mystic, a summer camp, was hit especially hard.
The camp said they have no power, no water and no Wi-Fi , adding that "the highway has washed away, so we are struggling to get more help."
It’s quite likely they lost power before the worst flood warnings were issued, and couldn’t hear them. That’s the way flash floods happen in the Hill Country. And why they are “flash floods.”

This is terrible; but only the severity is unusual.

Even McDonald’s Would Be Better

Stored outside?
That's not a refrigerator. Maybe it was moved into a refrigerator later. But how much later?

One more reason I’m glad I’m not there today.

Old Times There Are Not Forgotten

 


Mandamus is Asian Indian by descent. But he was raised in Africa, and so when he came here, considered himself “African” as well as “Asian.”

But this is America. White people get to decide who is “black.” And which “black people” are legitimate.

At least, that’s the story in the NYT, about Mr. Mandami.

July 4, 2025


 

ICE now has 3x more funding than the United States Marine Corps. Our hard-earned taxpayer money. Over $170+ billion handed over, and for what?

To rip families apart. To instill fear. To dismantle the very virtues by which this country was built. To help the rich get richer.

They Aren’t Scared Of Trump


 

They agree with him.

Thursday, July 03, 2025

Trump Confuses The Number Of Farms In Iowa…

...with the number of hamburgers McDonald’s used to claim they had sold.

No surprise, really.
And other non-sequiturs: He slso said: The NYT dutifully reported on all this:
I’m sure somewhere in there they get around to the anti-semitism of “Shylocks,” and the signs of dementia. Then again, it’s the NYT, so I don’t put much stock in that. What was that Orwell said about the effort to see what’s in front of your nose? Some of us are incapable of even imagining that effort. Or that it’s almost constantly necessary. Yes. Just like that.

Gotta Stroke The Old Guy’s Ego…

...lest he turn bellicose and sour. See? But Alligator Alcatraz is in no way a federal facility!
"Neither ICE nor FEMA has implemented, directed, or controlled the construction work at the temporary detention center," the DOJ said. "Plaintiffs fail to identify any federal funding for the facility that could serve as a final agency action. Neither ICE nor FEMA has sent any funds to Florida in connection with the temporary detention center."
Except DHS is going to give Florida FEMA funds to cover construction and operating costs. So… Being poor is unAmerican! Fuck them!

Just wait ‘til the midterms. And while the GOP is celebrating:
Because of a statutory requirement to automatically impose budget cuts when legislation increases the deficit, the Big Beautiful Bill would require automatic sequestration cuts across the board, something that has been confirmed by the Congressional Budget Office (CBO) but has been largely absent from the debate over the bill. Medicare is one of the programs that will face the axe, and the damage sums to $490 billion over the next ten years, starting in the next fiscal year that begins in October. While many of the safety-net cuts in the bill are delayed to help Republicans with their re-election campaigns, the Medicare cuts must begin next year.
Yeah, it’s gonna suck to be them. 
As CBO confirmed in a letter to the top Democrat on the House Budget Committee, Rep. Brendan Boyle (D-PA), OMB’s calculation is mandatory, and unless Republicans manage to also pass massive deficit-reducing legislation within this fiscal year, something that is incredibly unlikely to happen, the cuts would follow.

Republicans could have waived the inclusion of the Big Beautiful Bill on the PAYGO scorecard, averting the sequestration cuts, but they did not do so. Future legislation could waive the cuts as well, but that has yet to be discussed.
They’re too busy dancing right now.

I’m Old Enough To Remember…

...when Congress conducted hearings to craft legislation, and did fact-finding, and based legislative decisions on actual information, rather than the windy prating of ignorant boobs leaning together, their headpieces filled with straw. Alas! Their voices when they whisper together are like wind in dry grass, or rat’s feet over broken glass, in their dry cellars.

Yet they think they are men, not wretched simulacra of humans. Once adults were in charge; flawed and imperfect, but grown up. Now the children are more mature than their elders. Now the elders are worse than the most ignorant children.

Let us sit upon the ground and tell sad tales of what has been, and how squandered it is now, and how our leaders are fools and scarecrows, and how we let ourselves come to such a sorry pass.

“Healthcare Is For Closers!”

If you read the responses to that post (I’m not posting them. Not even one.), they make a little more sense if you keep that title in mind.

The irony is, the play referenced there is about the empty and cruel futility of American life. But misery loves company….

GOP Logic

They are protected from waste, fraud, and abuse, by being cut off Medicaid. Weren’t they supposed to wait until 2027 to do that? He’s not drunk. He’s just high on love and Jesus. And tax cuts for billionaires. In Louisiana. Where even the state legislature passed a resolution opposing cuts to Medicaid.

Time to connect the cables to that third rail and fire up the generator.
Not for the first time in American history, “public” = “billionaires”. The average billionaire American.

🍔

Uh huh.

President Donald Trump slapped himself on the back Thursday over a Waffle House announcement that it was dropping egg surcharges on customers' bills.

Posting a Tweet from the breakfast joint, Trump bragged about how successful he had been in bringing down egg prices.

The 50-cent charge had been added in February — during Trump's second term as president — as prices were affected by an outbreak of avian flu.

"Thank you President Trump!” the leader wrote on his Truth Social account Thursday.

"We brought the price of Eggs back to what they were supposed to be. When I took over on January 20th, the Fake News was screaming that, “Egg prices have gone through the roof, quadrupled,” they said. Now they’re plentiful, and inexpensive." 

Meanwhile, back in reality:

The average cost for a 10-person Fourth of July will cost $70.92, which is 30 cents less than last summer, but the second highest cookout cost since 2013 when American Farm Bureau Federation began its annual survey on the topic.

Beef, canned goods and hand-picked crops have the highest price increases from last year, due likely to low domestic cattle inventory, aluminum tariffs and the cost of labor.

The American Farm Bureau survey assumes a gathering of 10 people who will consume: cheeseburgers, chicken breasts, pork chops, potato chips, canned pork and beans, fresh strawberries, homemade potato salad, fresh-squeezed lemonade, chocolate chip cookies and ice cream.

Cans of pork and beans had the steepest increase, 8.2% or 20 cents, from last year. The bureau said labor costs along the supply chain and steep tariffs on aluminum are likely to blame.

Homemade lemonade will also cost 20 cents more per pitcher this year, and strawberries 8 cents more per pound, due to a continued trend of high labor costs in the specialty crop sector.

The cost of ground beef also increased to $13.33 for two pounds, which is nearly 60 cents more than the $12.77 cost in 2024. While normally a crowd favorite, it will cost families nearly $20 to make 10 cheeseburgers this weekend, according to the survey prices.

 "Thank you President Trump!"

I Know Why…

the stuck pig squeals.

Peak FAFO.

Still Struggling To Understand What Has Changed

Yes, and?
Some who described changes to Salon’s Brian Karem are concerned that Trump is quickly losing ability to put in the hours needed for his position — and that his mental acuity has taken a significant downturn.
What else is new?
He confided that Trump hasn’t shown up in the Oval Office on a Monday for the past month. He’s also been playing golf in Virginia, avoiding his usual trips to his clubs in Florida and New Jersey.

“That’s because he doesn’t have to be gone from the White House as long,” the source told Karem. “I don’t think he’s in good physical health.”

Other causes for concern voiced to the writer by two people inside Trump’s circle included, “His recent lackluster public appearances, his gait, his apparent befuddlement, his propensity to govern via Truth Social postings, his sloppy attire and his lack of engagement at the White House with others.”
This calls to mind an SNL sketch from the Reagan years (pipe down, ya punks! Yeah, I’m old!). Reagan is in the Oval Office with the press, playing the befuddled Grandpa he was, with only slight caricature. The press duly filed out, and Reagan was suddenly a man with the vigor of a teenager and the mind of Jefferson, snapping questions to his staff and clearly eight steps ahead of everyone in the room, with full knowledge of the facts and issues and an action hero’s resolve about what to do next.

Do these White House staffers think that was Trump? Befuddled boob in public, determined, dynamic leader in private? And now they see the truth?

The man’s brain is a boiled egg. That’s obvious from his press conference at Alligator Alcatraz. (There’s a three minute clip there, where O’Donnell finishes with the transcript. Honestly, “Joe Biden is old, but…” is the only possible response to the press ignoring that “performance.”)

There is no one behind the curtain. There is only this guy in a red cap and orange makeup.

Drill, Baby, Drill?

 Yeah, that ain’t gonna happen:

Burkhard and Stewart added that the U.S. remains on track to register its first year-on-year oil production decline in roughly a decade, with total U.S. crude oil and condensate production (including offshore) expected to fall 600,000 barrels per day from mid-2025 to the end of 2026.

“The price of oil and Wall Street remain the de facto regulators of U.S. crude production. The onset of conflict in Iran briefly injected a fear premium into oil prices, and fresh uncertainties do remain. But the fundamentals are the fundamentals, and the oil price trend remains the same — downward,” Jim Burkhard wrote in the report.
There is no market incentive to increase domestic oil production, even if Trump opens ALL federal land to drilling with free leaseholds and a free MAGA cap for every roughneck.
Momentary price spikes aside, Burkhard wrote that the recent conflict and now uneasy ceasefire between Israel and Iran has done little to alter the trajectory of global oil markets. S&P Global expects supply to outstrip demand by 1.2 million barrels per day in the second half of 2025, contrary to the second half of 2024 when demand exceeded supply. A surplus of 800,000 barrels a day is expected for the entirety of 2026.

“A year or more into the future, could a focal point in the market be how much Iran could increase production rather than attempting to close the Strait of Hormuz or damage oil infrastructure in other countries? Perhaps. In the meantime, expect more oil supply from the Middle East, regardless,” commented Ian Stewart, associate director at S&P and co-author of the report.

The two have base projections for Dated Brent prices to be in the $50-$60 range later this year and into 2026. That equates to between the upper $40s and the upper $50s for West Texas Intermediate.
It's a global oil market. Biden controlled it by using the Strategic Petroleum Reserve to control how much was on the market. I’m guessing OPEC decided they could play that game, and Trump cluelessly abandoned it because “Biden did it.”

At any rate, demand is slack and supply is plentiful, so Trump might as well declare authority over the tides. Trump taking credit for gasoline prices is like Trump taking credit for the sunrise.

It’s All The Democrats Fault For Being Mortal!

And Joe Biden's fault for being old!

(What this “analysis” ignores is that most Congresspersons are good enough at counting votes to know how NOT to be tagged as the reason a bill failed. John McCain had been through enough life not to be intimidated by Trump, and proudly voted “No” to save Obamacare. McCain was less a maverick than not a coward. IOW, lower the number of Representatives, and leave the GOP in the majority, you get the same results. The same number of cowards making sure they aren’t “the deciding vote,” while bragging about their “conscience.” Which they don’t have, because they don’t have the courage of their convictions. Because their only conviction is to follow the herd.)

Every once in awhile, the world offers up an object lesson:

Rules Are For Losers

Rules are a joke.

Wednesday, July 02, 2025

ETTD

 


It’s Biden’s fault.

“We’re Very Serious About Public Health”

Or he can die in a ditch, and not burden the healthcare system or the ER’s. Preferably a dry ditch, to reduce the chance of spreading cholera. Because, you know, we’re serious about public health.

The New Golden Age

This is not easy to write off, as some woke institution that they don't believe in. They are telling us what the American people are telling us, that this is not the right thing to do.
"They’ll get over it.” — Mitch “Grim Reaper” McConnell.
🌮
😈

Trump And Elmo Are No Longer BFF’s

 


“This Is So Stupid”

I’m wondering what the cause of action/statute violation is here.”I’m in a bad mood, and I wanna sue,” is not really grounds for a remedial action. So, what? Interference? Obstruction? Those words don’t mean what Trump and Noem think they mean.

Even publishing the instructions for how to make a bomb don’t make you responsible for the bomber who follows them. There are engineering schools that teach how to make and use explosives. Information is out there. Always has been. Just because you don’t know that, doesn’t mean it’s criminal.

It just means you’re ignorant. Who do you sue/prosecute for finding out your own ignorance?
There’s really no other way to put it.  Is DOJ going after Apple, the only company with a platform this app will run on? Or the app developer? Not unless CNN reports it, I guess.

This is so stupid.

Hiding In Plain Sight 🐊🐍


65  million is the estimated number of Latinos in America.
 

BTW, sorry to disappoint the ignorant sadists, but alligators don’t really eat people:
Alligators are predators, but not typically human predators:

Alligators are apex predators in their environments, meaning they are at the top of the food chain. However, humans are generally too large and not a natural part of their diet.

Attacks are usually defensive:

Most alligator attacks on humans occur when the alligator feels threatened or is defending its territory, nest, or young.

Leave the gators alone, they’ll leave you alone. In the swamps, snakes are more dangerous. Speaking of which: 

"Withstand" because the construction seems to be mostly hurricane fencing. Which, no, probably won’t blow down easily; but it will let the rain in. Know what you get in subtropical areas after rainfall? Snakes.🐍 Alligators 🐊 ain’t the risk to human life that snakes are. And snakes don’t care if you’re a detainee, or a guard.

This whole concept is the brainchild of inhumane idiots with the empathy of a 🐍.
Yeah. Like that guy. 🐍

Seven Deals For Seven Brothers

Vietnam must move its factories to America! Better yet, become the 52nd state (keepin’ the light on for Canada!🇨🇦). And where is Congress on approving all of this to, you know, make it legal? (Do NOT follow that one and read it he responses. Twitter really is the last redoubt of the terminally stupid. They are convinced tariffs are the salvation of American manufacturing, and that they don’t buy foreign made goods, anyway. Understanding of supply chains is as abysmal as understanding of democratic processes.)

And I guess Congress has just made Trump a monarch by default?

Shouting “FIRE!” In An Empty Theater

More gossip, please! Followed by news from the Don’t Hold Your Breath, Dept. And there’s always an out: when all else fails, ignore the fucking rules. (Thune never had to fire the Senate Parliamentarian. The GOP just quit submitting portions of the bill for review for compliance with reconciliation rules. After all, rules are for little people.)

An Ordinary Human Being Couldn’t Accomplish That Much In Just 24 Hours

What really astounds me: Well, we know who the NYC based media serve. Who does the GOP serve? Guess we knew that, too. Lots of those “other people” seem to be losing jobs.

MAS(s)A?

I’m not missing something, am I?

Tuesday, July 01, 2025

This Is Fine

“Mom! Grandpa is glitching again!”

Seriously. My father was doing this in his last days. Looking back, we realized it was evidence of the brain tumor that finally killed him. The glitching and the paranoia about how his former business partners had screwed him. (They hadn’t.) Dangerous to extrapolate this stuff to another person, but the signs are very hard to ignore. Not to diagnose what’s wrong; but to say, something is definitely wrong.

So really, it’s okay. I can’t explain what the hat has to do with what he thinks he’s saying. But he’s a very stable genius.

The Cruelty Is The Point

 


As well as the commodity.
There’s no way to look at what the US government is doing here and not think of it more as Auschwitz than Alcatraz. The parallels are unmistakable: hastily constructed camps in remote locations, euphemistic naming designed to obscure their true purpose, and—most tellingly—officials proudly touring the facilities while discussing plans to build “a system” of such camps nationwide.

But here’s where today’s American concentration camps differ from their 20th-century predecessors: the Trump regime isn’t trying to hide what they’re doing. They’re merchandising it. They’re selling t-shirts celebrating human suffering as if it were a sports team or a vacation destination.

The United States government is literally selling branded merchandise to celebrate putting human beings in cages surrounded by dangerous predators. This isn’t just about policy—it’s about turning cruelty into a consumer product. It’s about making the suffering of others into something you can wear to own the libs.

This commodification of human rights violations represents something uniquely American and uniquely horrifying: the gamification of genocide. Previous authoritarian regimes at least had the decency to be ashamed of their concentration camps. Trump is selling tickets to the show.
Reservations for Native Americans. The Oklahoma Territory. The Japanese Internment Camps. Eugenics laws. (We were the model the Nazis learned from. That, and our segregation laws, which were older.) Small slices of ignominious American hi

Everything old is new again. It’s just a matter of who is being affected this time. Oh, and what we think of it. Or do about it.

Even the merchandising isn’t wholly new. Lynchings were memorialized in the early 20th century by picture postcards. “Wish you were here.” We don’t condone (or do, on such a widespread basis) lynching anymore. Thanks to government; and what good people, moral people, made government do about it.

Government merchandising is a new angle. It can be an incentive to make government change this situation. If the moral people, the good people, make it one. The government has always been on the wrong side of good people. Some good people. The struggle against that is real. And worthwhile.
In case you’re wondering how much it costs to go full Nazi, this one concentration camp will cost the American taxpayer nearly half a billion dollars a year. That money will come from FEMA, the organization that Trump (with an assist from former friend Elon Musk and DOGE) stripped budget from, meaning there will be even less to pay for actual emergencies, because all of that money will be used to jail people Trump doesn’t like in a swamp.
Maybe we should start with Congress, and what they’re letting Trump do. By the time hurricane season is over, there may be half the country interested in answers.

Dept. Of “That’s Right, You’re Not From Texas”

Real BlueSky post:
I'm at the State surplus store, and I need someone to explain to me why Texas has so many gravy boats for sale
Texas wants you, anyway! You bring the gravy boat, we’ll supply the gravy. Hell, we’ll supply it anyway.

(Only thing I don’t understand is why they’re considered “surplus”? 🤷🏻‍♂️)

ICEBlock, ICEBlock, Baby

 ICEBlock:

Sorry, there will not be an Android version because there is no way to provide 100% anonymity. Each person's device ID would have to be stored and that information becomes discoverable should the government issue a subpoena.

Only iOS made this possible and completely protects the users.
If I’m reading that right (I told you! I’m an old guy!), this app only works on iPhone. Which means it’s available on the App Store.

Curious why Trump isn’t threatening Tim Cook…🤔

If I ever shopped at Home Depot, I’d feel compelled to download this. Not too many ICE raids at the “Y” or the grocery store (old guy! Remember?!). Still, better safe than sorry….

ICEblock, which allows users to alert others to the geographical location of ICE officers, is the top social networking app in the App Store right now after Karoline Leavitt condemned it from the podium yesterday.
These people are really not very bright,

It Wasn’t The Chainsaw…

...that lacked empathy.

A Payment For Fundraising

What crime?  He’s already planning the cages for CNN. The Roberts Court has already emailed their approval. I’d have thought she’d rather take on ProPublica.
In 2023, while Kristi Noem was governor of South Dakota, she supplemented her income by secretly accepting a cut of the money she raised for a nonprofit that promotes her political career, tax records show.

In what experts described as a highly unusual arrangement, the nonprofit routed funds to a personal company of Noem’s that had recently been established in Delaware. The payment totaled $80,000 that year, a significant boost to her roughly $130,000 government salary. Since the nonprofit is a so-called dark money group — one that’s not required to disclose the names of its donors — the original source of the money remains unknown.

Noem then failed to disclose the $80,000 payment to the public. After President Donald Trump selected Noem to be his secretary of the Department of Homeland Security, she had to release a detailed accounting of her assets and sources of income from 2023 on. She did not include the income from the dark money group on her disclosure form, which experts called a likely violation of federal ethics requirements.

Experts told ProPublica it was troubling that Noem was personally taking money that came from political donors. In a filing, the group, a nonprofit called American Resolve Policy Fund, described the $80,000 as a payment for fundraising. The organization said Noem had brought in hundreds of thousands of dollars.

A/K/A The “Papers, Please” Act

And it will have bugger all to do with elections. Or  House apportionment. Section 2 of the 14th Amendment has entered the chat.
Representatives shall be apportioned among the several States according to their respective numbers, counting the whole number of persons in each State, excluding Indians not taxed. But when the right to vote at any election for the choice of electors for President and Vice-President of the United States, Representatives in Congress, the Executive and Judicial officers of a State, or the members of the Legislature thereof, is denied to any of the male inhabitants of such State, being twenty-one years of age, and citizens of the United States, or in any way abridged, except for participation in rebellion, or other crime, the basis of representation therein shall be reduced in the proportion which the number of such male citizens shall bear to the whole number of male citizens twenty-one years of age in such State.
The phrase "counting the whole number of persons in each State" has traditionally been understood to include non-citizens for purposes of apportionment.
Until the Roberts Court finds some way to rewrite that part of the 14th, too.

What is “proof of citizenship,” anyway? A birth certificate? Obama had one of those….

Perfect Distillation Of How Unrepresentative NYC Is

 Ummmm…

Voters who supported Senate Majority Leader John Thune and Senate Majority Whip John Barrasso in their most recent general elections = 440,734

NYC voters who ranked Zohran #1 in the *primary* = 432,305

Perfect distillation of how unrepresentative the Senate is
Sure. Whatever lets you sleep at night.

The Senate was never meant to be representative. Until 1913 (17th amendment), Senators were appointed by state legislatures. 

And yes, each state gets two Senators, regardless of population. I c     Also, yes, NYC is more populous than several states of the Union combined. 

But Zohran isn’t even the mayor if NYC, yet. And last I checked, NYC Mayors don’t fare well outside of NYC. Or after being mayor. And my memory goes back to John Lindsay. He was a U.S. representative; then mayor of NYC. After that? Nothing; despite being heavily touted as a Presidential candidate. Once. Sort of like…Rudy Giuliani. The man the NYC-centric press dubbed “America’s mayor.” Michael Bloomberg was supposed to be Presidential material, too. But: bupkis.

So it is a somewhat representative government after all. It just represents more than the people who voted in the NYC democratic primary. Because there are 322 million people who DON’T live in NYC, but do live in America.

Signed—one if the 4 million in the nation’s fourth largest city. With, yes, a population larger than some states. And a blue city, in a deep red state. Deal with it. The rest of us do.

(Pro-tip: with Trump touting his new line of fragrances, maybe avoid metaphors related to perfume, huh?)

I’m Old Enough To Remember…

 When our world was run by arrogant, but competent, adults.

Now it’s incompetent, squabbling children.

Monday, June 30, 2025

“We Can’t Be Hurting Anyone!”

"No one deserves to be on Medicaid!”

Problem solved!

I’m An Old Man

 …and I learned about this on the internet.

Raw Story, to be exact (quelle surprise, eh?). CNN is on cable, which I’m pretty sure only old people and old politicians watch anymore. I’m old, but I cut the cord a decade ago. I only watch CNN via Rupar and Acyn. I am not, on the other hand, a denizen of the intertoobs. I heard about this by reading an article on Raw Story about the CNN report. By modern standards, I am hopelessly out of touch. 

IOW (as the kids say), I don’t think that, because it’s on CNN, it is now known to the world. That’s like thinking Jake Tapper is using the latest street slang, and everyone goes to him to get it. If CNN knows about this app, it’s already widely known. CNN is not announcing this to the world. CNN is playing catch up with the world; at least the world to whom this app matters.
That response is especially delicious, because it’s ridiculously over the top, and there’s fuck-all he can do about it. And because he thinks CNN matters.

And no, this app is not “doxxing” ICE agents. That’s old people trying to use slang they don’t understand; the only person they speak to, are other old people. It’s like Jake Tapper thinking he’s discovered something that will go down in history, while ignoring what’s right in front of all our eyes.

Besides, do you really need an app to know where ICE is? You can just go to your local Home Depot and hang out in the parking lot. Or would that be doxxing?

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