Oh, Good Grief
Rev. Franklin Graham thinks the tsunami that hit Japan might mean that Jesus is returning to earth soon.
Graham said that Jesus told his followers that earthquakes were one of the signs of the second coming.
"Maybe this is, I don't know. But regardless, all of us need to be prepared to stand before almighty God," Graham said.
As he explained, an increase in natural disasters was just like how "as a woman gives birth to a child, those labor pains as they begin they start intensifying with more frequency."
Sometimes you just want to say: "Shut up! Will you just please shut up!!"